Miracles are figments of the imagination
May 26, 2008 – 10:18 am
From when I start reading something I immediately want to know whether it was written by a man or a woman. After that, I would like to know if the person is married or not. In most cases I can tell when they discuss relationships or friendships or life. This time, I think the writer is a whipped.
Under the article “7 Small Things You Can Do To Improve Your Relationship” I realized that the writer, Jason Ivers, must be a 40+ year old man that is married and does whatever his wife tells him to do. He probably plays some physical activity that he uses to get out his aggression from not-being the one in his house that wears the pants in the family.
Carefully I will write my thoughts on his well detailed list of 7 small things.
Killing myself to be polite about this all to give you just my side, you can decide if I’m just overreacting because of my attitude (more on that later).
1. Say “I love you”
This is something that men are guilty of more than women because men are less likely to show their feelings (it’s the man’s job to be strong). There is no doubt that women say it more than men. Though when you say something all the time it’s not really heard anymore, it’s just words.
2. Drop Everything
Women would never be asked to stop cleaning up or doing laundry or whatever they are doing. A man knows when someone is working to let them finish up. A woman wants immediate attention. When’s the last time that you were disturbed while doing something, was it by a man or woman?
3. Pay Attention
In number 2 on Jason’s post the first sentence is “You can really show how much you love someone by dropping everything that you’re doing to go give them attention.” So what you have here is Jason repeating number 2, just like a woman, who will repeat something in different ways because they think that men aren’t listening. Ya, we heard you.
4. Let Them Know When You Are Impressed
Please. That’s what I say when I want someone do to something for me.
Thanks. That’s what I say after they have completed something.
Nice job. That’s what almost every guy says after a good job is completed.
I think that Jason is looking for someone to faun over him.
5. Remember Special Moments… And Share
Men are always the sex accused of forgetting things like anniversaries or birthdays. Woman usually enjoy the details of getting attention which is part of their fun of remembering moments. Sharing is something reserved for kids in elementary school. Even in high school there is no more share time in school. If it’s not taught there might be a reason for it.
6. Buy Them Something Small Spontaneously
I use to buy flowers for my wife once every 2-3 weeks. The result was dead flowers and woman complaining that I could have just given her the $20 instead. Women want something when they don’t get it but don’t want something they are given. Next time you want to buy a woman a present just give her a cell phone number to another woman so they can talk to each other, that should solve lots of the above “small things”.
7. Make Them Their Favorite Thing For Dinner
This is probably Jason’s attempt to get dinner made for him due to his womanly posting. That or he’s trying to convince men to cook more for their wives. I use to cook dinner on occasion when I was married but since it was my “job” to do the dishes, that just meant more work in the evening time for me. If you want dinner and expect me to have some part of that, I’ll order dinner from whatever restaurant you want.
You know that Jason did a great job at getting attention from me, as I posted about his post.
Only thing that Jason needs to know is that I decided to start posting more.
Under the new domain I will do my best to counteract his feminine posting with my own.